Well, folks, we have had a pretty amazing two days. Just a few weeks back we were just beginning to stretch our legs in ZG, and anything in AQ20 past Kurinnaxx was a distant goal.

That goal is distant no more. Friday night, we broke through General Rajaxx on our second-ever attempt:


General Rajaxx falls to the Lawn Pirates.


Wilean's pet continues to awe us with the sheer immensity of our universe, even post-mortem.


Finally we're getting some useful AQ20 books. Grats Nyneve!

After the defeat of Rajaxx, we marched straight to Buru and promptly squashed him.


Buru lies in his pool, wishing he had never laid all those eggs.

With Rajaxx now out of the way, the rest of AQ20 is sure to fall to us in short order. We decided to leave Moam's mandibles intact in order to get some well-deserved rest before ZG bright and early the next day.

ZG was also no small success either, as we took down Jin'do on our second-ever attempt (albeit, only after learning a few of his dance moves).


The fallen Hexxer.

Jin'do was also quite generous to us with his loot, leaving this for Nyneve:




Panther, Tiger, Snake and Bloodlord also died, as usual (though significantly more quickly!). Loot of note:


Congrats Battmann!

Beautiful stuff. Congratulations to everyone again on another great weekend and to those who got all that good stuff that there just wasn't space or time to mention. Great job.

In other news, Corvac finished his Tier 0.5 armor set quest, making him the first Lawn Pirate to do so. Lord Valthalak was no cakewalk, but he was ultimately no match for 10 of our Pirates.


Lord Valthalak is no more.


Fearless leader in his virtuous robes and helm.

So! To recap, you guys are all awesome, and the priest 0.5 quest will turn you into a humungular banana.

The invasion of the scourge has begun with quite a bang, and the Lawn Pirates are not those who would leave the fate of Azeroth to the scourge. For two days now, we have battled the scourge in the Burning Steppes, Tanaris, Winterspring and Azshara, destroying nearly 10 necrotic shards. The Argent Dawn has taken notice of the valiant efforts of our members, aiding us with tools to further our objective of vanquishing the scourge.

Tallfuze and Heliometus rest after decimating a scourge base camp.


Hiwrac flies to the battle area; a fortress of Kel'Thuzad's army looms overhead.


Hiwrac fights an undead minion, one of thousands from the nearby necropolis.

The war is on, and the Lawn Pirates are sure to play an active role in determining its outcome. There have also been reports of new Corruptors in Dire Maul: West, Scholomance, and Stratholme, all of which have been confirmed by Lawn Pirates reconnaissance teams.

Ahoy, fellow adventurers! Novinha here again, letting you know that the <Lawn Pirates> are looking for more new members for our family. We're so happy with the recent members that joined us for downing Zul'Gurub that we're ready to form up for Onyxia!

We are, and thus are seeking, friendly, skilled players who wish to raid without being forced to play hardcore. We strive for excellence in the time that we do raid, and we will plow through content as we come to it. In the end, our goal is to have a good time, and to overcome new challenges with our friends.

Our current raiding times are: Friday at 9:30pm server time and Saturday at 3:00pm server time and may be adding a 3rd raiding time in the near future.

We have cleared ZG up through Hakkar in just 5 weeks of raiding and continue to down Kurinaxx in AQ20. Our next goals are Onyxia (starting at 30-man), further clearing of AQ20, and soon, Molten Core.

If you are new to end-game raiding and looking for a guild to grow with, we are the guild for you.

If you enjoy end-game raiding but dislike the pressure of feeling "forced" to log on, then we are the guild for you.

If you love gnomes, then this is most DEFINITELY the guild for you!

We would love to hear from you. Whisper Novinha, Tehehe, Andurian, Nyneve or Corvac and stop by our forums to say hello!

~Novinha, your friendly neighborhood gnome tank.